armchair copywriter with their armchair services

Recently, I’ve been reliving many old movies.

At 8 p.m., I would mix the baby formula, pop onto the sofa, kick off Netflix, browse around the terrible new UI, and seek something old school to watch while I feed the baby.

(the baby isn’t too happy with my new routine. she’s always barking at me when I hold her milk hostage while I find something entertaining. selfish baby)

Anyhoo…

Yesterday, I landed on Burnt—for the 108th time.

BUT 

This time, I noticed something different…

In the past few years, I’ve binge-watched way too many food/chef/restaurant documentaries on YouTube and Netflix.

This has turned me into an “armchair” 3-star Michelin Chef.

So…

As I was watching Bradley Cooper threatening little Tony with a food critique…

I suddenly realized how unreasonable some of the scenes are in this movie.

You cannot go into fine dining—without any prep work—and dish a fantastic meal.

80% of the cooking is done before rush hour.

This reminds me of a lot of armchair email marketers.

They would reach out to an e-commerce owner when they have zero idea of how email marketing works for e-commerce.

INSTEAD

They would find a template strategy (plus a bunch of swipe emails) designed for high ticket coaching… slap them on the ecom owner’s face… demand 20%+ revenue share… and insist that a guru told him –

“I don’t want to do that much work.

I only want to write one promo with 6 to 9 emails for you each month.

But I’m taking all the credit, and you should give me your car, house, and firstborn.”

Get real.

That’s why email marketers get a bad name.

Stop using cookie-cutter swipe emails.

Stop forcing a strategy without knowing the context.

Stop demanding ridiculous fees when you don’t have the expertise.

Put in the rep. Write every day. 

AND THEN raise your fee.

Talk soon,
– WYH